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The president outraged and baffled at the idea of trying to financially capitalize on the recent increase in public awareness of "Mad Cow Disease", promptly terminated the sock puppet's contract.
Said the President, "This is the wrong idea, the wrong time, and the wrong way of thinking. I must have been insane to hire this sock."
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