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Tatarsky.com: Motto recalled for safety reasons
CEO Leaves Sunroof Open on Drive Home. Giant Lizard Captured on Film.
On a recent return from a customer site, the CEO was not pleased when
an errant gust of wind apparently blew in a Komodo dragon from one of the
The CEO outraged once again at the unsafe nature of raising
Komodo dragons in non-native habitats was heard to scream "I warned them!"
before careening off the road into a ditch.
To Recreate the precise shock of having a Komodo Dragon blow through your sunroof and land on your dashboard (while driving) do the following:
The CEO is recovering nicely from the venom and injuries. The sock puppet is currently acting CEO.
- Recreate the sense of speed using a common household fan set on high
- Click the peaceful driving image
- Poke yourself with a sharp object repeatably (to simulate the biting action of the dragon) while hurling your chair backwards into the wall.
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